Oh boy time to clarify this sever days late. I enjoy both versions of hurt. I just objectively find the NIN version better because it's my preferred genre.
I started to choke on my soda and it started to burn my nose so I was laughing and in tears from the pain of my nose burning. I feel better thankfully :>
"WRONG TIME TO DRINK WATER." he looks down at the water-drenched floor, to see a single, dry, but soggy ravioli. he slowly peeks back up to his monitor, to see the Captain Ravioli profile picture ever-so-slightly larger. he hears a knock at his door, followed by a ravioli falling from the mail slot. "Special delivery," a pubescent-sounding boy says, footsteps trailing off.
Everyone’s quoting “my chairs not broken I’m just a dumbass” but, no ones quoting what came before *”Not again!”* OZ Media how many times has this happened?
I pulled a card that said "mental illness" in some family game of fake cards against humanity and I started a nuclear laugh bomb that infected everyone around me, I stopped breathing for a solid 30 seconds nobody else ever saw the card they just choked on laughter. It's been a year, this memory haunts and blesses me
I think the problem with saying you like someone as an entertainer, Is that, You see a screen personality, Not the flaws or the bad habits of that person, Like you said his laugh, That doesnt infer that he would do something good when given the chance
As someone with insomnia and taking anti-depressants, I can confirm that either of these two things alone can achieve the affect seen here. So can cocaine and copious amounts of coffee. You feel high in all these occasions. P.s. love the pfp uvu
The firefighter training shit is calling me out. The kid that getting sprays by the water is me and everything else is my brain at 3:25 A.M. while I cook ramen as a late night snack.
Just so you know, we've had a fight with those in full gear, aka they gave us cheap £1 water guns and they got a hose, getting blasted in the chest with one of those on medium pressure is enough to knock you off your feet and send you a couple feet back. Also it takes 2 people to control it.
"My chair's not broken, i'm just a dumbass" Oz is now the youtuber I relate to the most. I have feared for my life many many times because of chair stupidity. It's one of the main reasons that I have to get expensive chairs now... the cheap ones just break alongside me.
EveryChaoticSoul one time I had a swivel chair, but the plastic cover around the thing was kinda broken so I took it off. And one day while I was at the computer, I leaned too far back on the chair and fell straight to the floor while I was still sitting. My tailbone ended up hitting the thing and it actually felt like I shattered my tailbone, I couldn’t walk for like 2 days because It hurt too much
the fact that he says we get a mini-oz vid and a face reveal at 500k implies not only he has already made the vid but also that he has a face prepared....now whos face will he reveal?
6:02 There’s also a third option where you just kinda stare at the water for 5 minutes then leave it be because that water has potential to be the greatest thing that has ever existed
I'm dying inside in a parking lot, because I publicly humiliated myself by accidently setting off my grandma's truck alarm. This is why I hate going outside and I should have went home after my test. At least this made me feel better.
I literally always do this and my brother is just in the backseat..laughing at my stupidity WHILE IM LITERALLY SCREAMING INSIDE WHY DONT YOU FRICKING HELP ME JADEN PLEASE
my dog rarely gets near me now since shes still adjusting to a new house, but it just so happened that as soon as you first laughed she immediately jumped up onto my bed.
i remember ages ago i said i dont enjoy Oz's videos because he paused too much and felt a little awkward around the mic, now hes my favorite reddit channel and i sometimes fall into binge watching like 10 of his videos in a row. im glad i gave him another chance.
11:05 I will never forget the time someone on Reddit said “I am short and I’m fueled by rage and hate” because I’m one of the shortest in my friend group and I can relate
When Oz started talking about nooses abd was like “back in my first year of college, I-“ I honestly kinda started worrying, especially with the slight hesitation there. I was worried that things were about to get dark, but even more so that... ya know... stuff had almost gone down. Thankfully not, by the sounds of it, but man, something in me dropped in that moment.
Plot twist: when he remembered that his shoes were tied like that he tried to hang himself from them. Honestly I feel like that's something a college student would try-
I wonder if someone will care about me and/or my mental health just as much you, a stranger on the internet care about another random stranger on the internet...
I used to be someone that's like "The streets will be red with the blood of the people that called me short" until I embraced it, so now I am "Hello, I am smol boi"
Mobile mouse traps for when the dorm mate forgets to take the trash out for the fourth week in a row while you are at work. Edit: I've never lived in a dorm but I used to trade house cleaning for rides to my college's sub campus at the outskirts of town. I saw...stuff. When I was able to pay my way with cash to a different driver I then understood the true value of the US dollar.
Oz: Calls me out hardcore on being unproductive and just watching RUclips videos instead of doing any of the more important things I gotta do. Also Oz, in the same breath: "I feel called out right now."
2:22 i haven't learned science since the 4th grade but i LOVE sci-fi, so when i write my own science fiction stories that is literally what i do, make up words that sound cool. My stories are about 99% fiction and 1% actual science. No one but me reads it and it makes me happy so i don't care if its compete and utter hokum
me: *Microwave Noises* my mom: What is that noise me: You will never understand my mom: Believe it or not, I was a teenager once as well me: thinking about victorian era fashion and how supportive they must have been to eachother me: *microwave noises*
@@sphinxthefox2399 ALSO ME: my father is dead my mother is currently in such a state she hardly wants to move Im caring for them ah yes, the dumbass of the family
@@sphinxthefox2399 stop trying to make snarky comments against valid opinions when you bring up topics that can get deep especially because I'm a *stranger on the internet* heard of that?
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Oh boy time to clarify this sever days late.
I enjoy both versions of hurt. I just objectively find the NIN version better because it's my preferred genre.
I also like the original song better.
Thanks for clarifying, even though it's serveral days late.
you wan fite, you ge fite.
Are you straight, because if so then damn that sucks for me
AGREED
Are you okay from the fall?
"Not again"
How many times..
**Bangs on table**
*HOW MANY TIMES DAMN IT*
A relateable subreddit about the mental issues of people shouldn't make me laugh but I laughed so hard while drinking water I squirted everywhere
@@Yekta3312 what kind of squirt
@@ender_expert1391 no
Delet this
@@Yekta3312 i- not the response I was looking for but appreciated
I love how he laughs is bum off as it happens too! I love Oz and how much he laughs in his videos!
Oz's laughter at falling out of his chair after a nostalgia trip is quite possibly the purest form of happiness I've ever seen
Tell me about it I died of happiness
I came for the relatable m e m e s and got some wholesome content :,)
"Not again"
Timestamp: 3:51
@@TheSilverOne878 Thank you, kind soul
"Sam, but you can call me captain ravioli"
*WRONG TIME TO DRINK WATER.*
Yep
You know those times when you hold in the water when you laugh then it comes out of your nose
I started to choke on my soda and it started to burn my nose so I was laughing and in tears from the pain of my nose burning. I feel better thankfully :>
@@VyriC soda almost came out mine it hurt like fucking hell
"WRONG TIME TO DRINK WATER."
he looks down at the water-drenched floor, to see a single, dry, but soggy ravioli. he slowly peeks back up to his monitor, to see the Captain Ravioli profile picture ever-so-slightly larger.
he hears a knock at his door, followed by a ravioli falling from the mail slot.
"Special delivery," a pubescent-sounding boy says, footsteps trailing off.
"My chairs not broken I'm just a dumbass."
This is something I would say
"My chairs not broken, I'm just a dumbass."
-Oz Media 2020
R/meirl
Felt that
That whole part had me laughing for like 5 minutes
egg
"My chair is not broken, I'm just a dumbass." Is perfect.
4:10
Lmao thats the only thing i related to in these meIRL posts😂😂
Uh oh, I made it 666 likes
o0pS
@@shroomie8530 nooo!!~ someone ruined the perfect combination of numbers and turned it to 680!!T^T (oh well guess we cant help but make it 690 now XP)
My chair's not broken, I'm just a dumbass
Dude, that's every scenario I've ever been in
Hazardous Materials How many chairs do you break
@@puretestoster1 nonono, I broke my life
@@natthelizardgirl9312 damn
“No not you, you’re ok, hi puppy, hi puppy” is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard Oz say
Everyone’s quoting “my chairs not broken I’m just a dumbass” but, no ones quoting what came before *”Not again!”* OZ Media how many times has this happened?
Oop
That's a good bloody point
Well... ruclips.net/video/4TjqAj2dqkE/видео.html&t=794 not quite enough for a compilation, but we'll get there eventually.
69 times
Oz is actually Daniel howell
I swear there is nothing more therapeutic than a guy laughing especially like this.
The w h a t
@@jewel3231 the yes
@Stellvia Hoenheim T H E W H A T
"Not............ again"
You have sung yourself out of chairs before?
Haven’t we all?
Sad milk episode
@@c.ssturmer6794 Which one?
Yes... haven't... haven't you...
•Leilia• •Bug• No?.. Q-Q Am I missing out on something?
“My chairs not broken I’m just a dumbass”
Me: Why is this oddly relatable
Welcome to r/MeIRL
@@fandomsgarbagecan6438 perfect sub reddit for this to happen
_"My chair's not broken I'm just a dumbass"_
*mE iRL*
Edit: I can't get away from this comment, it keeps coming back to haunt me
I pulled a card that said "mental illness" in some family game of fake cards against humanity and I started a nuclear laugh bomb that infected everyone around me, I stopped breathing for a solid 30 seconds nobody else ever saw the card they just choked on laughter. It's been a year, this memory haunts and blesses me
@@BlancaMari Y: S ame
SAME
Funniest part in the whole video
honestly this made me laugh harder than any meme here LOL
I love Oz's laugh, especially when he knocks something over or is caught off guard by a post a just looses his shit, Oz is good ppl
❤️
*especially when he fell out of the chair-*
My day is probably 100x better now that I heard that-
oz is just wholesome
whenever im watching a video from him i know it's gonna be a good day
I think the problem with saying you like someone as an entertainer, Is that, You see a screen personality, Not the flaws or the bad habits of that person, Like you said his laugh, That doesnt infer that he would do something good when given the chance
It brightens my day tbh
Tbh Oz falling off of his chair and then laughing was the most wholesome part of my day
*_Damn bro-_*
it's wholesome util you fall off your chair laughing in English class and the teacher hates you.
@JESSICA CLEMENTS I read it as. I laughed when I fell out his chair and got confused
Also the whole Oz falling out his chair was cute
Can someone explain the nostalgia he was talking about? If it's from a show, I kinda want to watch it.
@@kaoulina fairy odd parents
"Why does the goat's financial status matter?"
Me: *Insurance :)*
*true
When oz fell out of his chair he legit said, “not again” I realized that after rewatching it six times
I was 69 replu
RANBOO
Oz used to sound really depressed in his videos, but now he sounds like he’s high on anti-depressants.
Yup
I mean i left autoplay on and came into Oz on one of the insane people/parents videos and there is a much different tone
As someone with insomnia and taking anti-depressants, I can confirm that either of these two things alone can achieve the affect seen here. So can cocaine and copious amounts of coffee. You feel high in all these occasions.
P.s. love the pfp uvu
@Kayla Pelton all of the above
Nah, just high.
Nobody:
Oz Media:“𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚”
That is quite a lot of [X] actually
nah its from prodigy the math game
𝙊 𝙊 𝙁
My laptop notifications told me this says "Stock Wizard Noises" but personally on this phone I can't see it so it's still a bunch of [X]
Hearing Oz fall out of his chair and laugh got me to actually laugh, with like the noise and good chemicals and everything
3:45 I commented this so I don't have to remember the time he fell of his chair
"the fall of his chair"
THANK YOU
Yar
thank.
I can use it too
The firefighter training shit is calling me out. The kid that getting sprays by the water is me and everything else is my brain at 3:25 A.M. while I cook ramen as a late night snack.
Any body got a link to the video?
You're doing it wrong. You have to eat olives, not ramen.
Hydrastic 12117 30 to 40 olives to be precise
Just so you know, we've had a fight with those in full gear, aka they gave us cheap £1 water guns and they got a hose, getting blasted in the chest with one of those on medium pressure is enough to knock you off your feet and send you a couple feet back. Also it takes 2 people to control it.
That part made me laugh
"Why are your shoe laces tied like little nooses?"
Cause untying them is a 'Noosance'
*H A H*
Lmao
i want die
What's the greatest kind of knot that you can tie with ease ?
@@Lukeriel Some people wanna watch the world burn
Oz's laugh is easily the most wholesome thing.
"Lets do something scary!"
"Lets turn off the lights, and listen to minecraft cave noises!"
Xaverious V
We said scary not demonic!
(This is a satire reply btw)
That is terrifying
Are you trying to give us all heart attacks? What if we hear a zizzle?
What are you ? A demon ?
That's... not right...
The water hitting his ass and just sending him into another dimension just gets me every time
....What??
Where can I see the full clip
SausageHours Gaming what?
I NEED THE FULL VERSION N O W
@@BlairCat_ the beginning of the video
Here's a replay button because his reaction was adorable and I mean that in the best way
3:43
@Emo Ariel thanks!
Thank you
The "Not again!" was pure happiness. I feel washed in the pureness of that.
I used to have your pfp
Thank you
"Why are your shoelaces tied like little nooses?"
"Practice."
"My chair's not broken, i'm just a dumbass"
Oz is now the youtuber I relate to the most. I have feared for my life many many times because of chair stupidity. It's one of the main reasons that I have to get expensive chairs now... the cheap ones just break alongside me.
EveryChaoticSoul one time I had a swivel chair, but the plastic cover around the thing was kinda broken so I took it off. And one day while I was at the computer, I leaned too far back on the chair and fell straight to the floor while I was still sitting. My tailbone ended up hitting the thing and it actually felt like I shattered my tailbone, I couldn’t walk for like 2 days because It hurt too much
The Johnny cash version of "I hurt myself today" is just depressing like you can hear the pain in his voice.
@michaelflash123's stuff And the flames went hire
@@mjwildy2359 ...
Higher. Sorry, but I couldn't handle that.
Also, the only thing I can think about when I hear "Ring of Fire" is CallMeKevin.
And *IT BURNS BURNS BURNS*
*the ring of fire*
bro have you heard the nine inch nails version you can hear the pain in his voice even more
Step 1: Tie your boots like this.
Step 2: Pull yourself up by the bootstraps.
Step 3:
IamCoalfoot oh there was more to that
Step 3: profit?
Step 3: Repeat if unsuccessful
Step 3: Sayo-nara
Step 3: become dead
Oz's laugh when he fell off the chair was incredibly wholesome
Therapist: "And what about when you're having dysphoria?"
Me: "Mamma mia! Here we go again!"
Fuckin mood
Can relate on a spiritual level
apollo daddy * in Mario voice * H E R E W E G O
I love this
MY MY HOW CAN I RESIST YA
I’m sorry I love the movie lol
Oz:"I appreciate it but I'm dying inside"
Me: So am I what's your point?
Omarion Franklin you weakling, im at least one step ahead of you! I am speed. And dead inside
13:40 "i personally think it would've been better with more mini Oz"
Me too, mini Oz, me too.
No I love oz more than mini oz
Time to make 100k alt accounts and sub to him.
BURN THE HERITICS
Oz: Falls out of his chair
Me: Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
the fact that he says we get a mini-oz vid and a face reveal at 500k implies not only he has already made the vid but also that he has a face prepared....now whos face will he reveal?
I didn't think of that
We need to stop subscribing.
He will have worked for *nothing* .
52k to go.
nobody 51k today :)
i think it's something like the pixel art face things
When you accidentaly touch a reusable bag: guess i'm gay now
*touches bag on purpose*
>straight friends: hey wtf
>gay friends: hey wtf
>imaginary friends: hey wtf
me: ok who's first
you've opened this can of rainbows, now lay in it
6:02
There’s also a third option where you just kinda stare at the water for 5 minutes then leave it be because that water has potential to be the greatest thing that has ever existed
True
Oz: *makes a backflip onto the floor without detaching the chair from his body*
Also Oz: "Not Again!"
The thing I don't like about your videos
is that there aren't enough of them
Relatable comment on a relatable video
Mr. Jelly RELATECEPTION
Agreed
Duchi do you take constructive criticism
badstuff
The part where he just stops to talk to his dog is wholesome.
Wall feces
GhostlyGamer554 thank you Kevin. And now, the weather
It's fuckin cold!
AAAnd we will be back after commiercilys be brackasaey
Comertal mbreak
0:16
Me: oh cool firefighters in action
*one of them starts wiggling and the other slides backwards*
Me: *spontaneous weezing and laughing*
I need the rest of that clip
WHERES THE REST OF THAT CLIP?! 😂
what is that song though.
@@ursamjr4406 seriously that's my question
“It is okay to put dragons in jungles and tears on a tiger.”
Quote from: Tears Of A Tiger
Is it a book or a film?
@@DryPaperHammerBro Its a book
@@anon.spectre4734 So, it'll be on all the usual ebook stores?
Honestly Oz falling is the most me irl thing in this
I'm dying inside in a parking lot, because I publicly humiliated myself by accidently setting off my grandma's truck alarm. This is why I hate going outside and I should have went home after my test. At least this made me feel better.
Yeah I feel you
@@sosooya4895 at least I won't be going outside till maybe next weekend.
I literally always do this and my brother is just in the backseat..laughing at my stupidity WHILE IM LITERALLY SCREAMING INSIDE WHY DONT YOU FRICKING HELP ME JADEN PLEASE
@@meowstero321 I was just screaming at it to shut up while a little girl, her boy Scout brother, and dad watch me.
@Mr. Dank you got a point
Oz: *leans to far back*
Chair:*peace was never an option*. Edit:Well this blew up more than I thought
I feel like a duck with a string attached to the chair would say that other than the chair
I hope little Oz is ok tho
I love that maniacal laugh
Spy duck 100
@@ARARfan2 Safe.
Dark Sniper lol
Jimmy's utter fear at realising what might happen was like seeing a fish realise it's being eaten.
the fucking eyes I can't-
Oz: *Falls off his chair because of nostalgia.*
Me: "Wow he really went back"
This sounded funnier in my head
It's funny enough for me but I laugh bout dad jokes so I don't know if that counts...
This is great AND Dad jokes are great
-_-
YEEEESSSSSS
I have never been prouder! My little baby pun-masters are growing up so fast!
I could barely get past the first one. He just went “weeeee”. I kept clicking back. Firey lads..
It was so hilarious-
*3:57**... that whole ass bit... from the attempt at the fairly odd parents theme to the "my chair is not broken im just a dumbass."*
When is the weee
Ari's Universe When he goes sliding backwards on the hose
@@confusedmochi6520 i mean like a time stamp
Therapist: What do we say when someone dies
Me: luckey
Lucas DeAscenti’s therapist: No! BAD!!! *squirt bottle noise*
NO
Mood
@@funfaxwithyaboi6483 me: *Hiiissssssss*
my dog rarely gets near me now since shes still adjusting to a new house, but it just so happened that as soon as you first laughed she immediately jumped up onto my bed.
_the good chemicals_ (also those firefighters at the beginning look like they were having an okay time before the water nation attacked)
*Falls to the floor, breaks chair, eats shit:* "Not again!"
How dare you call me a lovely degenerate?! I'll have you know I'm just a regular degenerate.
You're a double lovely degenerate
I discovered this channel 5 minutes ago but the sheer HAPPINESS this man is vibrating made me subscribe immediately omg
"I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes!" -Ed, from the hit animated Polish film Good Burger
@ElectricAxylplayz #SAVERUclips I know, I watched it
Oz: my dogs under my desk right now being a little goofball
Me: *[nostalgia and wholesomeness intensifies]*
i remember ages ago i said i dont enjoy Oz's videos because he paused too much and felt a little awkward around the mic, now hes my favorite reddit channel and i sometimes fall into binge watching like 10 of his videos in a row. im glad i gave him another chance.
11:05 I will never forget the time someone on Reddit said “I am short and I’m fueled by rage and hate” because I’m one of the shortest in my friend group and I can relate
When Oz started talking about nooses abd was like “back in my first year of college, I-“ I honestly kinda started worrying, especially with the slight hesitation there. I was worried that things were about to get dark, but even more so that... ya know... stuff had almost gone down. Thankfully not, by the sounds of it, but man, something in me dropped in that moment.
Plot twist: when he remembered that his shoes were tied like that he tried to hang himself from them.
Honestly I feel like that's something a college student would try-
I wonder if someone will care about me and/or my mental health just as much you, a stranger on the internet care about another random stranger on the internet...
@@mrmatthewshun You alright man?
Yo u good?
@@masterchiefdog7137
Are any of us good?
"Parents, fairly odd parents!-
Oh
F*
F*
F*
*dying of laughter*"
funtime springbonnie yes
*NOT AGAIN*
I imagined this part in my head and I died laughing
*changes channel* well1 that's interesting
thanks bro, im deaf and blind and i didnt see & hear that part in the video
thanks bro
4:00 is literally my favorite thing that has happened in every Oz Media I've seen.
Oz’s laughter and enjoyment is better than the memes in the video!
The best part of Oz videos are when he gets to excited and dumps himself straight on the ground
"My chair's not broken I'm just a dumbass"
Me
“Fight me in the Comments!” Draw your blade challenger *Pulls out shortsword*
How did this comment not take off lol
there will be no mercy, only death.
*takes out an Irish ring-sword* And fight thee I shall! *assumes a fighting stance, sword held near-horizontally above my head*
Ha nerd pulls out gun
@@joshuafallgren8498 *goes in for the knee and cuts it off* goodbye. *stab*
Oz:falls out his chair
Me:he gone to the no return point
"When the race war starts--"
oz wth stop predicting stuff with memes
Someone’s gotta save tony
Oh the hecking ride we have been on now.
3:59 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE NEED A FACE CAM FOR JUST THESE OCCASIONS!
Yes
F yes!
Yep
That woulda been hilarious to see
Yes
"My chair is not broken I am just a dumass "
I was drinking water and I got soak and my dog
4:22 I want to be like you when I'm older because, even if you are dying inside, you still manage to make people smile with your videos.
"Not again! ... I'm just a dumbass" the biggest and most wholesome mood. I wish this was on video.
*edit" :laughs: "I am sad." An even bigger mood.
Trying not to loose my shit about him falling off his chair cause my gf is sleeping and I dont want to wake her. Omfg, that killed me XD
HAHAHAHA THATS SO CUTE AND FUNNY!!
*cries*
Hey, how's it with your gf now?
Brag about it huh
*Sees gameplay at the end of the video*
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade! Yeah!
*sees the map you're on and your opponent*
OH GOD NO!
No fucking kidding. That match was a god damn nightmare. So many bodies.
@@OzMediaOfficial *_*violent Vietnam flashbacks*_*
_So many bodies, and here I munch._
Crusade. DID SOMEONE SAY CRUSADE
@@OzMediaOfficial lemme handle it
It is so trippy watching Oz's old videos. Like, it's so cool revisiting his old vids snd seeing his old art style again.
3:57 I cannot watch this without dying of laughter he's so happy about falling out of his chair
I used to be someone that's like "The streets will be red with the blood of the people that called me short" until I embraced it, so now I am "Hello, I am smol boi"
NO UR CAPTIN RAVOLI
@@Xctrasrewfgg RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
Helo we smol bois
dude at first i wanted to stop being picked up and patted on the head but now im so fucking touch starved i love the attention
I wish tall people gave me headpats instead of using me as an armrest
The best part about Oz’s videos is that he goes all in. Laughing, playing characters, voice. Love it.
"I didn't break my chair, I'm just a dumbass"
You know what, yeah, describes me perfectly
me: why's oz not posting?
me:*sees oz in my recommended*
also me: *realizes I've been using my alt account for the past few months*
This hurt
But it’s the truth
mind size tiny
Stonkn't
@@我恨我自己 A NAZI??
@@komarunaegi9719 *RUN*
Everyone talking about Damien's laugh:
Me: What about Oz?
Proof is gone, reduced to atoms
I prefer oz over damien
@@Roshan-bs8kv straight facts
@@jasonbertram4960 indeed, even though half of what he says is deep fried and yelled thats what we love about him
W H Y N O T B O T H
Them: Why are your shoes tied like tiny nooses?
Me: Just in case.
Why is this my most liked comment, wtf
Mobile mouse traps for when the dorm mate forgets to take the trash out for the fourth week in a row while you are at work.
Edit: I've never lived in a dorm but I used to trade house cleaning for rides to my college's sub campus at the outskirts of town. I saw...stuff. When I was able to pay my way with cash to a different driver I then understood the true value of the US dollar.
Killerofcgi
*So that the tiny animals that run into me can turn into a keychain type thing
So mouses can do suicide with me ;')
It's a marine too... I feel his pain
my mouse has severe depression
“There’s a tiger in you”
Tony the Tiger: “your Grrrreat!”
Oz: Calls me out hardcore on being unproductive and just watching RUclips videos instead of doing any of the more important things I gotta do.
Also Oz, in the same breath: "I feel called out right now."
Oz falling off his chair is me making a mistake and dragging everyone else down with me 😂
Straight guy, me: “no, I’m a virgin!”
NO IM CAPTIN RAVOLI
Not on my watch
I was talking to captain ravioli over here cuz I ate all his ravioli
@@neuratlas alls 38 pieces 😯
2:22 i haven't learned science since the 4th grade but i LOVE sci-fi, so when i write my own science fiction stories that is literally what i do, make up words that sound cool. My stories are about 99% fiction and 1% actual science. No one but me reads it and it makes me happy so i don't care if its compete and utter hokum
I MUST SEE DOG, SHOW US THE PUPPY
Please?
Pupper means boob in Norwegian
@@autisticallyqueer2614 well then I guess we gotta get shown the boob then
"fight me in the comments!"
You asked for it
*Thumbs up used a lightning attack!!*
Ace used a quick attack
*starts watching in distance while eating from a bucket of popcorn*
Noah sits in the back, holding up mama's slipper and dad's belt. He's waiting for his turn.
Hey man it’s been a week are you forfeiting or what?
@@acewmd. Me? No. I'm just waiting for my turn
Oz falling out of his chair is the best thing ever 😂
Most relatable quote: "My chairs not broken, I'm just a dumbass"
"My chairs not broken im just a dumbass"
My god
me: *Microwave Noises*
my mom: What is that noise
me: You will never understand
my mom: Believe it or not, I was a teenager once as well
me: thinking about victorian era fashion and how supportive they must have been to eachother
me: *microwave noises*
Why did this make me laugh so much?
also you: omg Im so random and quirky and funny I'm not like other girls
Edible Calenders You: I’m the dumbass of my family.
@@sphinxthefox2399
ALSO ME: my father is dead
my mother is currently in such a state she hardly wants to move
Im caring for them
ah yes, the dumbass of the family
@@sphinxthefox2399 stop trying to make snarky comments against valid opinions when you bring up topics that can get deep
especially because I'm a *stranger on the internet* heard of that?
Bro I think I just fell in love with Oz Media again wtf. That laugh after falling out of their chair was SO cute wtf.
"There's a tiger in you!"
Furries: "I wish...."
TheBritishWolf
Thanks, I hate you
Zoophiles*
haha, not really.
The Click*
Actually, that would be otherkin
I can't decide which I like better, _"Stock wizard noise™"_ or the falling out of the chair
*NEVERMIND, THE DOG IS **_CLEARLY_** THE BEST PART*
4:37
Why is the “it’s for the dogs” so perfectly said it the right tone
5:50 almost got abs from a workout of laughing so f**king hard for like ten minutes straight...